I've learned my lesson. I should put a post that starts with "nothing special is going on around here." Apparently it's just asking for it! Because then one of your kids does something spectacular to change your mind. Isabel was my child. Aside from breaking more dishes, she did about the world's GROSSEST thing ever!
I was alone in the house with her waiting for the boys to come back from their music class. I had walked into the bathroom to pull out the laundry to hang up to dry. Isabel had followed me into the bathroom. After I had walked out and hung about 2 things I realized that she hadn't followed me out of the bathroom. At that same moment I heard noises in the bathroom. I said to myself outloud: "she's going to be doing something totally gross."
Indeed she had. As I was walking the 4-5 steps to the bathroom I heard slurping noises, like drinking from a cup. I found her with the toilet brush container, drinking her "tea", and then she smiled at me really big. Trying my best not to vomit, and holding in the gagging, I washed her hands and promised to never kiss the cutest face on the planet ever again (or at least not for 24 hours!).
Try not to loose sleep over this one tonight folks. ;)